On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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