Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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