East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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