This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
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Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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