did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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