Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
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