do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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