I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
you never un-have a 4some
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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