Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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