I wannas sexs uuuuu
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
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Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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