standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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