highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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