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You're earring is so big in my mouth
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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