I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You smell like stripper and shame
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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