I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
operation harelip BJ is a go
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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