i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he fucked my hip out of place.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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