You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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