You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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