I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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