The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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