i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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