just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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