I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
