This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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