There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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