ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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