my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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