told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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