Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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