i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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