Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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