he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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