That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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