I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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