Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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