I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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