The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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