I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Randomize
