you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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