What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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