The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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