Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
My balls are so social today.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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