my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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