shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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