Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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