I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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