YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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