Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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