Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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