Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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