Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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