Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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