then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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