Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
They took my balls.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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