I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
