I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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